She wants to get lost in a new city. Her phone is at 4%. She does not want to get lost in a new city.
She wants to get lost — phone at 4%
She wants to get lost — phone at 4%
Every traveler has posted about wanting to wander and get lost — and every one of them has felt genuine panic when their phone threatened to die in an unfamiliar place. The identical sentence reversing itself captures that hypocrisy perfectly.
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